Sleeps with the Anchovies

A local funeral home mailed a postcard to my house. They’re having a pizza party to attract potential customers. The postcard got my attention but it also made me laugh when I started thinking about what pizzas and mortuaries have in common.

  • Both might use a brick oven.
  • Both put their finished products in boxes.
  • At both places, you might be asked, “What do you want on your Tombstone?”
  • Pizzas are often topped with vegetables, coffins are topped with flowers.
  • You find one at a pizza parlor and the other at a funeral parlor.
  • Pizza makers stretch the dough, undertakers stretch a John Doe.
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One Response to Sleeps with the Anchovies

  1. Keith Ely says:

    OMG you are truly disturbed LOL

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