Smart Home Fix co-sponsored the WNOX booth at Boomsday this year. The family-owned repair service bought an advertising schedule and chose to have me do endorsement spots for them. Instead of paying me a talent fee, they come to my house and fix things.
Their first project was to replace the wood on my front porch that had been attacked by various critters. Carpenter bees made holes in the railing. Woodpeckers and squirrels made holes in the posts.
Eugene, one of the owners of Smart Home Fix, texted me a photo of the inside of my front porch post. It contained the remnants of a squirrel nest. Unfortunately it also contained the remnants of some squirrels.