On Kilter

Frank wearing his new InstaKilt One more birthday gift arrived in the mail on Saturday. My mother sent me an Instakilt, the towel that looks like a kilt. The package said, “It’s not just a towel, it’s pure dead brilliant!”

She remembered that I wrap a beach towel around my waist as I walk from my bedroom to the clothesline where I hang my bathing suit. After swimming, I wrap myself in a towel again while I remove the suit and hang it back on the line. When I called my mother to thank her for the gift, she told me something I never knew. When she and my grandmother visited Tennessee in 2005, Grandma found my towel habit to be a bit shocking.

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6 Responses to On Kilter

  1. Shae says:

    Frank, I gotta tell you, as a woman who adores a man in a kilt, this is awesome! You totally rock it!

  2. Steve says:

    Now you can come attend the Scottish festival in Dandridge in Proper Attire!

  3. You should wear this one night with your outfit for Einsteins show 😀
    Full of the awesome!

  4. Frank Murphy says:

    Be careful what you wish for Tonya! Imagine the unsightly view that your camera would have captured during some of the games tonight!

  5. Cassie Kiestler says:

    You should submit that picture to Crazy for Kilts. I think she would get a kick out of it and post it on her blog/Face Book page.

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